Dienstag, November 14, 2006

13 things every woman wants but doesn’t want to admit she wants

  • A boss who totally gets that hair can be an emergency.
  • All the nitty- gritty details of her girlfriends’ sex lives.
  • The epic downfall of every Miss Popularity she’s ever known.
  • Shoes that look like Manolos, feel like Nikes and cost like Payless.
  • A big ol’ honking diamond ring.
  • So much money that she can give away half, then lavish the other half on herself guilt-free.
  • A lover who just knows, no instructions required.
  • Fries with that. Always.
  • To be more like her mom.
  • Thin thighs in 30 days …no, 30 seconds.
  • Power. All the power.
  • Breasts that get smaller when she’s wearing clothes, bigger when she’s not.
  • To be caught as a Do.

1 Comments:

At 7:49 PM, Blogger just me said...

soso...

mega im stress aber immer ziet für so sprüchle... *g*

hoff, sa klappt...

dickes bussi, i... *g*

 

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